but also heartbroken that she had to endure all that just to get to a place of safety and love. She said she was so miserable at home that she knew she had to get out to find happiness, which makes me very proud of her for getting a scholarship and escaping to the U.K.
Somebody outed Peppa to her grandmother when they showed her a picture of Peppa at the one queer club on the island. Peppa’s life story is actually quite awful. You mean there is a whole team of fierce, funny lesbians backstage helping the queens out and popping their balls back in, and they don’t have their own show? Can we focus just on them and call it ReTucked? Wait, are all of these ladies lesbians too? We don’t get confirmation on everyone, but it sure seems that way. Then Lucie says she is “queer,” and Fleur tells Peppa all about her coming-out journey. Not much happens in the werk room the first day, but we hear Mystique talk about how she “swings both ways” in terms of gender. Unlike when they usually do this challenge, no one seems put out about who they got or why. Each of the Ru girls and the Queen Team coo with delight when they’re given their assignments. Since the Queen Team has worked with everyone already, Ru pairs them up, putting Peppa with Fleur, Cheddar with Gemma, Dakota with Lucie, Danny with Mystique, JB with Olivia, and Pixie with Wendy. It’s because she’s named after an X-Man rather than a heroine in a Jane Austen novel. The only one who really stands out is Mystique - and not because she’s the only woman of color or that she’s butcher than Kameron Michaels doing lat pulldowns. They mostly look like your average English woman, and they have the names of every woman in the realm: Gemma, Lucie, Olivia, Wendy, Fleur. Looks like a pump, feels like a sneakier version of the flu.Īnyway, this episode wasn’t all about the missing Ru since the members of the Queen Team seemed to be having the time of their lives. Instead, the patient disappears until testing negative and tells everyone, “Oh, I just had a migraine” or “My cat was in the hospital.” Something like that. If the test is positive, you are not allowed to tell anyone about it because the government has decided COVID no longer exists. Since the English have decided that the pandemic is over, if you get “flulike symptoms” many will give themselves a test to see if it is COVID. Maybe Ru has English COVID! No, we don’t have a different variant over here in the U.K., just a different way of dealing with it. Oh! Now I have a hunch of what could be going on here. Instead, Michelle’s the head judge, Raven’s taking her seat, and Graham Norton is being joined by guest judge Boy George and possibly the best hat I have ever seen on my television screen, and I have (hate-)watched every season of The Marvelous Mrs. Michelle tells us that because of “circumstances beyond anyone’s control” Ru couldn’t be with them that week. But then Michelle ambled down the main stage to the strains of “Covergirl, put the bass in your walk …” and I felt the exact same way I felt every time I saw Betty White’s name trending on Twitter for the past ten years: It’s over, and I don’t know how I’m going to go on. I was like, Okay, this is a little odd, but honestly didn’t think too much of it. Then Raven, the Drag Race Former Colonies season-two contestant and RuPaul’s tireless makeup artist, pops into the werk room to talk to all the contestants and their Queen Team members. Now that, ladies and gentlegays, is dedication to your job, but it does sound like she was (ahem) having a ball. In one instance, they even pop under a drag queen’s skirt to pop one stray “bollock” back into her tuck. This time it’s the “Queen Team,” the group of six women who work behind the scenes to make sure the contestants are fed, on time, and where they’re supposed to be. We see her at the very top of the episode to let us know this is the “family resemblance” challenge, in which the queens have to make over someone who has never been in drag before. Was she delivering the keynote address at some kind of fracking convention? Was there some sort of family-emergency scheduling conflict? Did she get “exhausted” like stars used to back in the day when they went to rehab? Was she kidnapped by Extinction Rebellion as some sort of fracked-up protest. The gay community - no, this nation as a whole - cannot lose one of our best and brightest.
Boot up the emergency-response system and let’s get to the bottom of this. Where’s Ru? No, like, seriously, where is Ru? This is not a test.
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